Do I really need this book?

I love buying & reading quilting books, but I think I'm going to take a pass on this one:

"The Alot is Better Than You at Everything"

From Hyperbole and a Half: The Alot is Better Than You at Everything:

But there is one grammatical mistake that I particularly enjoy encountering. It has become almost fun for me to come across people who take the phrase "a lot" and condense it down into one word, because when someone says "alot," this is what I imagine:

I would say, "Seriously, go read the whole post" only the whole post is hysterically funny, so just go read it.